What we didn't have last time was oysters because they were bad. This time it was all good and cooked up. The wife doesn't do oysters, not sure why now. But the guys enjoyed it. I wanted to try one. It was all good, up until I decided to look my oyster over. Then the words came out of my mouth, as my eyes popped out of my head, "it looks like a...." Jawed dropped. Now looking around the table. The woman's husband says, "yes, it looks like a vagina." The whole table started laughing at me. I still had no words. I looked it over some more. I was still curious as to what it tasted like. Needless to say I had to close my eyes and pretend it was something else than some "vagina" looking back at me.
The end result? Dinner was great! The conversation was awesome! I am never eating something that looks like a vagina again! Yikes!